#Homeoffice_Dankesgebet

#corona-horror #videoconference

so this is happening in case you have an important topic to discuss:
„Hello – who are you?“
„Look – I was at the hairdresser“
„I have to get out for a minute – the parcel service is arriving…“
„Can anybody summarize the last five meetings?“

#Homofis der Philosoph 04

Without Homofis I never have noticed what there´s to do during working hours.

#Homofis der Philosoph 03

Homofis the philosoph:

„Whaaat – yet end of business day?“

#Homofis der Philosoph 02

Homofis the philosoph:

„Good working conditions are the prerequisits for high productivity“.

#Homofis der Philosoph 01

Homofis the philosoph:

„Work makesos life sweetos“.

#business_case #hessisch

„Müller, can you do a Business Case ?
„…is a Hand Case* also ok? With Music?“
„… but it has to be finished tonight.“

*Hand Case (-> handkäs: Hassian speciality)

#projektorganisation

„Hey guys – after having thought about it for a long time, I think I got it!
We will use checklists for our project organization. It´s easy, agile, flexible and safe. What d`you think?“
„… he´s too long in qarantaine …“
„… I´m out …“
„… ciao …“

#corona-horror #stayathome 07