#good_monday_morning

#christian_investment_advice

„… the index fonds has our blessing
… but options are bold …
… short sale is a sin …
… and for Cum Ex you get burned immediately!“

#StockExchange_sermon

„Dear Community…
… the today´s sermn is about the stock exchange – look …
…shlork …
… thanks – get out of here now!“

#corona-horror #videoconference

so this is happening in case you have an important topic to discuss:
„Hello – who are you?“
„Look – I was at the hairdresser“
„I have to get out for a minute – the parcel service is arriving…“
„Can anybody summarize the last five meetings?“

#alien_vs_Mindestabstand


„1,5m minimum distance – I can´t do my job like this!“

„what kind of idiot was that?“
„I think he wanted to sell something – but I brushed him off.“

#alien_vs_charakterdarsteller

#zurückgeben

… may I return this ?

#sobistdu

„be honest – why are you doing this to us …“
„I wanted to know if I am still able to do this“
„That´s exactly how you are“

#corona_protection_clothing